Imagine being born in 2026 and finding out that your mother despised Donald Trump so much - and cared so little for you - that while she was pregnant she downed Tylenol capsules out of spite. And for clicks on TikTok.

Could it be? Was the decision to suspend Jimmy Kimmel made by his bosses - not the president - who thought the host acted like an jackass and wanted to send him a message?

Absentee ballots just hit mailboxes all over the commonwealth and early in-person voting began at select polling places across Virginia.

Odd that the same people who believe it’s OK to assassinate a man for his opinion think it’s unfair to lose their jobs for over theirs.

Look, I know these aren’t normal people, but the construction of this exchange, the verbiage, is almost as strange as the weirdos who supposedly wrote it. 

Endless backbiting and trading insults may be entertaining for the participants, but it’s tedious for the rest of us.