This is not a family-friendly post. Don’t blame me. Blame CNN. And weirdo Jeffrey Toobin.

After watching this profoundly awkward and deeply repulsive interview yesterday between CNN’s Alisyn Camerota and Harvard-educated Zoom masturbator, Jeffrey Toobin, I have one question:

What does it take to get fired at CNN?

I mean if CNN Anchor Chris Cuomo is allowed to help his brother - the governor of New York - cover up allegations of sexual harassment from the press and if Jeffrey Toobin is permitted to masturbate on camera during a Zoom meeting, what - short of murder - gets an employee sacked at the cable news network?

We wrote about Toobin’s obscene behavior last November, assuming at the time that he was finished. His job at The New Yorker was almost immediately terminated, but CNN merely put Toobin on some sort of injured reserve list, tossing him back in front of the cameras this week.

Did viewers actually miss the smug little man? By putting Toobin back on the air, does CNN expect to win the ratings game? Doubtful on both counts.

Look, Jeffrey Toobin is the sort of tawdry person decent folks avoid. According to The New York Times, he engaged in a long-term extra-marital affair with lawyer Casey Greenfied, the daughter of Toobin’s former CNN colleague Jeff Greenfield. When Ms. Greenfield found herself pregnant with Toobin’s child, he reportedly denied paternity and urged her to get an abortion. After DNA established that the baby was his, a battle ensued over child support.

What sort of married man carries on an affair with the daughter of a colleague? What sort of guy denies paternity? What sort of creature whips out his manthing during a meeting and begins pleasuring himself?

Jeffrey Toobin, that’s who.

And now this creepy dude is back on TV..

Not to worry. Toobin says he’s been in therapy since he was caught with his pants down and is volunteering in a food bank.

Geez, I’m not sure even the poorest people want this weird fellow touching their victuals.

Any more than the rest of us want to invite Toobin into our living rooms.