I’m voting on Election Day. 

I don’t care how long the line is, I’ll wait.

In fact, I’m reading a darkly amusing novel: “Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone,” and will be happy to get through a few more chapters, guilt free.

This election itself is darkly amusing. I can’t figure out why it’s close. Trump has assembled the most impressive coalition on his side: Joe Rogan, RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Dr Phil, Buzz Aldrin, Roberto Clemente Jr., and Megyn Kelly.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris has the Diddy party list.

The Dems dumped their senile president once they could no longer deny his diminished mental state. In his place they installed the most unpopular vice president in history. A woman who loafed for three and a half years in the administration and ends her vice presidential term with zero accomplishments.

Yet the corporate media dutifully went to work, polishing up the candidate who was so atrocious in 2019 that she was forced to drop out before the first primary. Kamala Harris was the most radically leftist member of the US Senate before she joined the failed Biden administration. Once there she lied repeatedly about her boss’s mental condition. Now she’s trying to get his job.

Her only campaign issue: Abortion.

What a ghoul.

I’m just going to admit it - as if you didn’t know - I’m eagerly voting for the candidate who will not name Liz Cheney to a cabinet post. 

I’m voting for the candidate who has clearly stated his policies. The candidate who will never threaten to cut off aid to Israel. The candidate who will reverse the inflationary polices of the Biden/Harris administration. The candidate who will deport illegal criminals. The candidate who will not put tampons in boys’ rooms or men in women’s prisons. The candidate who will finally drain the swamp, starting with the public health and spy agencies. The candidate who will not lead us into foreign wars and who will protect American workers.

Is Donald Trump a perfect candidate? Nope. But this is a binary race. 

I’m not voting for a husband, a boyfriend or a best friend. I’m choosing a president. And I want one who will find a way to stop funding the endless war in Ukraine, one who will lower taxes, stop the invasion at the border and who will protect free speech and yes, women.

Democrats began impeachment proceedings as soon as he was inaugurated in 2016. They spent four years harassing him with a Russian hoax, they indicted him, fined him and this summer they tried to assassinate him. They called him Hitler and his supporters “garbage.”

He’s still fighting.  

Join me today as I cast my ballot for Donald Trump.

We have a country to save.