I thought my son, who believes that one set of clothes can take a man through four seasons, was unique. Or part of a weird sect of Beach guys who think that living in a sandy environment requires summer duds all year.

Was Captain Kangaroo unavailable? The Menendez brothers? How about Larry Flynt? Jimmy Hoffa? John Hinckley? Why were the surviving members of the Manson family overlooked? Shoot, why was Hunter passed over?

The 2024 NAEP results will be as much of a report card on the educational policies and initiatives of Governor Glenn Youngkin as a measure of the reading and math skills of Virginia elementary and middle school students.

A couple of days ago I skewered New Jersey for enacting a law, effective Jan. 1, that removes a requirement for teachers to pass a reading, writing and mathematics test for licensure.

Memo to Tom Wilson: When a bloodthirsty jihadi waving an Isis flag goes on a murderous rampage, killing 15 innocent Americans, injuring others and terrorizing an entire city, the last thing we need is a lecture from a dweeby insurance exec on our “addiction to divisiveness and negativity”.

Pharrell Williams apparently has the city by the short hairs.

Someday, a real investigative journalist  or a presidential historian will publish an unblinking account of what was going on behind closed doors at the White House to hide the leader of the Free World from the people.

According to hysterics in the media, the bird flu - detected in a single patient in Louisiana -  shows signs of “concerning” mutations. An outbreak in chickens and cows has caused California (of course) to declare a state of emergency.