Cry Harder, AP.

Someone please remind the AP that governments get to name of cities and towns and bodies of water. By an executive order, Trump has renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America and that should be an easy call. 

JD Vance Gave Europe A Big Slice Of Truth

The delegates from European countries had come, expecting Vance to lay out a plan for peace in the Ukraine-Russia War. Instead he delivered a tough, get-your-act-together oration warning European leaders that they had strayed far from the Western values they once shared with eh U.S.

A Love Story

Maybe it was the chocolate lab puppy. Perhaps it was the parrot.

No one seems to remember exactly what it was about the bachelor who moved into the townhouse next door that first attracted the attention of three inquisitive kids.