Nutrition-Free Food And SNAP

Americans can eat what they like as long as they’re buying it with THEIR money. When people accept American tax dollars, however, they cease to be consumers. They’re dependents. We have a right to control where our dependents spend our tax dollars.

St. Patrick's Day. A Short Story.

For years, I've been offering assorted explanations for why I spent three years in Dublin during the early 1980s: To cover a war without going to the Middle East. To avoid appearing in public in a bathing suit. To cure a case of unsightly hand warts. To date guys with Irish accents.

The list changes but almost always contains a kernel of truth.