Hunter Biden: Deadbeat Dad
There are all manner of hairballs in the world.
There are Bernie Madoff-type scam artists who prey on the elderly.
There are criminals like Sadie Mitchell, of Midlothian, a Virginia state employee who just got 70 months in federal prison for swindling $1.2 million in Covid funds by filing fraudulent applications for unemployment in the names of Virginia inmates.
And then there are deadbeat dads. The worst of the lot. Chances are you know one: A guy who resents giving a monthly check to the mother of his offspring, who’ll tie himself in knots, hide income or even quit a job in order to get back at a woman he hates.
Exhibit A: Hunter Biden, grifter son of the president.
On Monday, he filed court papers in Arkansas asking for a reducton in his court-ordered child support payments to a little 4-year-old girl he’s never bothered to meet, because of a “substantial” change in his financial situation.
Lots of deadbeats do this. Apparently, they believe their kids can just stop eating or live in a van with their mothers because their fathers are cash-strapped. Cheap SOBs.
Not only is Hunter Biden a drug abuser and all around repulsive creature with a penchant for nudism and selfies, he fathered this child with a graduate student in Washington DC who was working as a stripper. Oh, and this was around the same time he was canoodling with his dead brother’s widow.
Ew, I know. Hunter’s entire life story reads like a cheesy soap opera.
The baby girl was born in August 2018. Naturally, Biden denied she was his. Shoot, he even denied having sex with her mother. Ultimately, a DNA test proved he was lying and a court ordered him to support his unwanted offspring.
According to a story in Tuesday’s Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, Biden cried poor at the time, trying to escape child support.
In the past, Biden had presented himself as financially strapped, telling the court in a November 2019 affidavit, "I am unemployed and have had no monthly income since May 2019."
At the time, Biden said he also had "significant debts," due, in part, to obligations arising from a divorce.
A New York Times article shortly thereafter portrayed Biden as living in a $12,000-per-month Los Angeles rental with a swimming pool and a Porsche Panamera in the driveway.
This drug-addled dude who traded on his father’s name for a living is such a phony.
There’s more from the Arkansas newspaper:
On Tuesday, (the attorney for the mother) said Biden's daughter, now 4 years old, is flourishing.
"She's a happy, healthy, beautiful little girl that looks like a cross between her mother with some Biden splashed in," he said. "[She] does extremely well except for the fact that her father has nothing to do with her and her grandfather has nothing to do with her. She's never met either one."
What is it with this family? Are Joe and Dr. Jill so cold and clannish that they’re willing to shun an innocent child to coddle her loser father?
Apparently they don’t have any interest in this poor child. Unlike their “legitimate” grandchildren whom they parade around at White House events like the Easter Egg Roll.
I keep waiting for a White House reporter to ask Joe Biden how many grandchildren he has and if he’s met them all. The answer to that won’t be on the Teleprompter.
Look, it’s one thing for your son to be a hairball, but this child is the president’s granddaughter.
Surely there’s room on the Biden family Christmas card for a cute little blond girl from Arkansas.
Nah, that’s not the Biden way.
