It’s hard to believe that these formerly rebellious musicians - Neil Young performed at Woodstock, remember - morphed into your pearl-clutching suburban neighbor who gets all her news from MSNBC and hasn’t left the house without a mask in two years.
All tagged Prince Harry
Royal Pains
Ever since British taxpayers threw them a $3 million wedding back in 2018, these two have pouted their way through their royal duties.
High-Flying Climate Hypocrites
Apparently, it’s fine for the filthy rich to waste millions of gallons of fossil fuels on private jets, as long as they pay up in carbon offsets. The serfs? They can pedal their bicycles.
Royal Wedding Overload
Look, Harry and Meg are a cute couple. News commentators assure us “they’re very much in love.” I hope that’s true and I wish them every happiness. Yet I can’t help but wonder what James Madison would make of America’s love affair with royalty.