Whatever the exact number of men and women who perished protecting the United States, it’s staggering.
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Whatever the exact number of men and women who perished protecting the United States, it’s staggering.
Like other digital mouth-breathers, I instinctively pull out my phone if I’m in line at the supermarket or in a doctor’s waiting room. I even grab my phone and start scrolling when I’m stopped at a red light.
I don’t need Ms. Huffington to tell me I need to get more sleep. I know. I have a mirror.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, good God, how much worse would this be if I just sat in a Barcalounger all day swilling margaritas and eating key lime pie?
Will Fitbit tell Amazon to deliver a load of Midol and Tampax to your doorstep before you even know they’re needed? Perhaps they could stick a box of chocolates in there, too. And a heating pad.