Don't be so glum about that flouncy little accessory on your bathing-suit bottoms, Kerry. Count your blessings. Designers, physicists and structural engineers are working overtime to find ways to make women look better in swimsuits.
All tagged Summer
Remember Summer Camp?
I'd packed exactly 14 pairs of underpants. In a puzzling development, they all came back unworn. They still smelled of Downy. But my son sure didn't.
It's July. Chill.
If you visit my house in summer, bundle up. I like to keep the thermostat at 69. One degree higher than I keep the heat in winter.
Pumkinization Of America Is Underway
Starbucks’ mission is to leapfrog from July to September.
Sunburned Slobs
The sun doesn’t set until 8:25 p.m. this time of year in Virginia Beach, located at 36.8529° N, 75.9780° W, which means they were having backseat sex in broad daylight, on a city street lined with historic brick sidewalks that families use to lug their beach paraphernalia and where kids ride their bikes.