Why must Nordstrom ruin our merry mood with a new ad campaign that positively murders the English language?
All tagged grammar
Shut Your Manhole and Call the Ombuds.
Berkeley has outdone itself with an ordinance that deletes all references to gender from the municipal code. No matter how ridiculous the result.
Commatose
How do you tell your 12-year-old daughter that her mother - comma - who earns a living as a writer - comma - doesn't know a comma from a carburetor?
Year One
This is a team effort. I couldn’t do it alone. Wouldn’t want to try. I need my squad.
Apostrophe Abusers: We’re Coming For You
It’s not enough to post pictures on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter with sneering expressions of outrage. We’ve been doing that for years.
Breaking My Silence
Is it asking too much that “breaking one’s silence” ought to mean something? There are times when folks actually do wait years or even decades to speak about delicate events.
Everyone Fears The O-Word
“Every contract is VERBAL,” he’d scream. “Verbal means it’s composed of words. From the Latin verbalis.
“Look it up,” he’d order.
Effing Apostrophes
I can’t be the only one who recoils from a Christmas card cheerfully signed “Love, The Foster’s.”
The Foster’s what? I silently scream.