Give Hollywood lefties a statue and a mic and there’s no shutting them up.
All in Rants & Raves
Dollar Stores Under Fire
Why don’t the poor just shop at Whole Foods like everyone else? They sell the creamiest camembert around and their little bags of gourmet granola are so much healthier than those no-name “toasted Os” cereals they sell at the dollar joints.
None Dare Call It Truancy
The left should be ashamed of itself for filling kids heads with this sort of fear-mongering claptrap.
Death In NYC
Thirteen-year-old murderers. Chew on that.
Cafeteria Workers From Hell
Fire their derrières. Sack every single person who took part in this sadistic exercise.
NYC Bans the Term “Illegal Alien”
What’s next, I often wondered. Will we have to call them “uninvited guests”?
Japan Airlines Rolls Out Baby-Free Flying
Why stop with babies? I’d like to have a map that showed every passenger who’d eaten garlic in the past 24 hours.
Vaping and Teens. Bad Combination.
The government should keep its paws and laws off of adults who want to vape.
Clever Ad. Cranky Catholics.
Stuffy Catholics are griping that it’s wrong to use the annunciation to sell stuff. They’re demanding Amazon take the “Band Practice” ad off the air or substitute something else in the soundtrack.
High-Flying Climate Hypocrites
Apparently, it’s fine for the filthy rich to waste millions of gallons of fossil fuels on private jets, as long as they pay up in carbon offsets. The serfs? They can pedal their bicycles.
Washington Wants You Sweaty and Tired
They say the ideal sleeping temperature during the hottest months is at least 82 degrees. What is this, prison?
Up, Up And A-Neigh
If you want to read a ripe slice of cowardly governmental gibberish, peruse the latest Washington guidelines regarding airborne animals.
CNN Talking Head Chris Cuomo Loses It
Fredo is the same as the N word to Italians? Laughable. Another example of clueless white privilege.
Jeffrey Epstein Is Repulsive. Let’s Keep Him Alive.
The feds need to treat Epstein like a Faberge egg. They simply must keep him safe, even if that means moving him to a more remote location and keeping eyes and cameras on him 24/7.
The Outrage Mob Goes Shopping
We’re turning into a nation of sniveling babies.
It's July. Chill.
If you visit my house in summer, bundle up. I like to keep the thermostat at 69. One degree higher than I keep the heat in winter.
America’s Flag Draggers
We all know what’s going on here. If we’re honest. It has nothing to do with sports. It’s all about politics.
"Fight for the Sole of America"
What’s next, Colin? The Liberty Bell?