Dave, the fact that you were hunched over your lunch reading an article on the breakthroughs in electronic watches is a sign that you are a deeply disturbed man.
All tagged He Said She Said
HE SAID, SHE SAID: Mind If I Measure Your Head?
Hang on ladies, they've found another way for us to feel inadequate.
Is your waistline smaller than your head?
HE SAID, SHE SAID: There's No Hiding In A Swimsuit
Don't be so glum about that flouncy little accessory on your bathing-suit bottoms, Kerry. Count your blessings. Designers, physicists and structural engineers are working overtime to find ways to make women look better in swimsuits.
HE SAID, SHE SAID: This Shutdown Is Getting Old
As for wine and Cheerios — well, most connoisseurs would recommend a crisp chenin blanc, but I think a light Spanish rioja works just as well. A-salud’.
HE SAID, SHE SAID: Geezers? Oh, Please.
Hey, who are you calling old?
HE SAID, SHE SAID: Working From Home? We’re Here To Help.
If you’re just starting to work from home, invest in elastic-waist pants. Quick. Before they close all the Walmarts.
Who Wants To Be Governor of Virginia?
I now realize that if I’d stayed in Virginia, I’d be maybe 4th or 5th in line to be governor. I could be just steps away from ... The Mansion!
Keep Your Drunken Hands Off My Liver
It's pretty simple to say we should deny livers to lifelong drinkers, and lung transplants to wheezing smokers. But once you take a step down the pathway to playing God, the footing gets pretty treacherous.